The British Invasion

Rumors are flying that none other, but Victoria “Posh” Beckham will be the new judge on “American Idol”.

Posh was suppose to be a one time guest judge, but rumor has it that the producers are looking to make it permanent.

When asked what kind of judge she thinks she would be:

“I want to be nice to people,” she said. “I know how it feels to stand there and be judged… I don’t want to shatter anybody’s dream, but at the same time there’s nothing wrong with constructive criticism.”

Here is some constructive criticism Poshy…EAT SOMETHING….and hide all toothbrushes after.

~ChristyGangster~

It makes me want to GA-GA

Lady Gaga is letting it come out…for “Out” Magazine.

The crazy Mistress/S&M singer (who might I mention is NOT a hermaphrodite, despite the speculation out on that recently) has left little to the imagination

There is nothing that this lady wont do to get attention. She should just adopt a kid from Africa if she wants to make front page news, all the OTHER celebrities do it.

BUT…if she was a dude,I wonder where the goods are hidden?!?…hmmmmmmm….

~ChristyGangster~

Please don't SPRINKLE when you TINKLE...in the street!!!

Jaime Pressly wants to set the record straight!!!!

The “My Name Is Earl” was videotaped PEEING IN THE STREET. Photos and a video circulating the Internet,  seem to show the actress urinating on a public street in the middle of the day. WTF?!?!

“Yes … that is me doing dare # 8 at my bridal shower,” the actress has been saying in regards to her need to pee then and there incident.

What kind of redneck, hick friends does she have if one of the dares is to PEE ON A STREET IN PURE DAYLIGHT???

I wonder if she stood up or squatted, and what did she use to wipe the box?!?

N*A*S*T*Y

~ChristyGangster~

The *Naked* Hills

Heidi Montag, “star” from the reality show “The Hills” has posed for PLAYBOY….well sort of.

Montag will be wearing skimpy lingerie, bra’s and panties. Wha’s the point then????.

She is postponing the nude pics after she gets her *Hills* made bigger.

“The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades,” Heidi tells Playboy

Start with the face Heidi…start with your Face!

Save your money and Go buy a Victoria’s Secret catalogue…at least then the women are HOT

~ChristyGangster~

The Bora Bora WhoreA

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt vacationed in Bora Bora recently (we have already told you this), but you think with all her mIIIIIIIIIons, she would buy a bathing-suit that fits. Buying it in the kiddie section does not make you look hot.

 

It appears Paris is a fan of Brazil. *winkwink*

Will there be a sequel to her infamous sex tape? Perhaps one with a Caribbean theme?!

~ChristyGangster~

Up the nose and then........KABOOM

Legendary pitch man Billy Mays’s death may have been triggered by none other then Cocaine.

Mays had been treating chronic pain for a “hip condition” with prescription meds for the past two years.

Last time I checked Coke was not used for medical reasons.

 His family is denying all allegations and are “unaware” of any drug use. I guess its normal in that family to be hooped up and glossy eyed.

He should have just sniffed all his famous household cleaners…that would make a better excuse.

~ChristyGangster~

Naked Vampire Alert

Another *bites* the dust.

“Twilight” star Ashley Greene is yet ANOTHER Hollywood lady  to be caught on film with her  T’s-and-A showing.

Rule #1…If your an actress or aspiring to be one…dont let anyone film you in the nude BECAUSE IT WILL SHOW UP ONE DAY. (Ask ANY actress today)

Rule #2…Only make a sex tape if you need to START a career (it worked for Paris Hilton)

Rule #3… If you make a sex tape with yourself and your husband/wife, don’t keep it laying around the house…it WILL  get stolen and sold for more then its worth. (ask Pam and Long Dong Tommy)

Well look at the bright side, maybe co-star Robert Pattinson will catch a glimpse of them and decide to take some of his own. *wink*.

It could happen.

~ChristyGangster~